"Nowadays it is as big a crime to be dumb as it is to be dishonest." ~ Will Rogers

"Nothing makes a man, or a body of men, as mad as the truth. If there is no truth in it, they laugh it off." ~ Will Rogers

"I guess truth can hurt you worse in an election than about anything that can happen to you." ~ Will Rogers

"I was not a child prodigy, because a child prodigy is a child who knows as much when it is a child as it does when it grows up." ~ Will Rogers

"On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only nation in the world that has to keep a government four years, no matter what it does." ~ Will Rogers

"The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has." ~ Will Rogers

"There is two types of larceny, Petty and Grand. They are supposed to be the same in the eyes of the law, but judges always put a little extra on you for Petty, which is kind of a fine for stupidness." ~ Will Rogers